Crack Ficlets by Emma Grant

In April 2007, I offered to write crack drabbles for prompts people gave me on my LJ. These five ficlets were the reuslt.

sonofdarkness requested: Harry Potter/Angel and/or Buffy Crossover. Draco meets Spike. Spike takes the absolute piss out of Draco for being such an obvious ponce.

dm_p requested: Harry/Draco, weird stuff sold on eBay.

neotoma requested: Luke, Obi-Wan, or Qui-Gon. gen. "It might be Bunnies!"

bethbethbeth requested: Harry, Buffy, and Luke: considering whether they should go on strike.

dustbunnies710 requested: BtVS, Spike/Xander. Cracktastic plot: Warren went crazy with the robot making

Categories: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Angel (Series), Star Wars, Harry Potter Characters: Buffy Summers, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Spike, Warren, Xander
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 1862 Read: 129167 Published: 08/12/2007 Updated: 08/12/2007
Harry/Draco for dm_p by Emma Grant
Author's Notes:

dm_p requested: Harry/Draco, weird stuff sold on eBay.
Harry stared at the computer screen for nearly a full minute before he could manage to open his mouth.


"Yeah?" a sleepy voice asked from somewhere near the sofa.

"Would you happen to know who PureBlood1980 is?"

There was a moment of silence, followed by a meek, "Sorry?"

"Pureblood1980. On eBay."

"No. Why?"

Harry turned to glare at him. "Because he's apparently selling locks of my hair."

"How odd," Draco replied, fake-stifling a yawn. "He must be a deranged fan."

Harry's eyes narrowed. "Locks of my pubic hair."

Draco paled a bit. "That's... very odd."

"You know what else is very odd?"


"That you got me drunk and convinced me to let you shave me the other night."

Draco squirmed a bit. "What a coincidence."

Harry glared at him a moment longer, and then turned back to the computer screen. "The high bid is 300 pounds."

"Really?" Draco was off the sofa and behind his shoulder in an instant.

Harry swallowed a grin. "You'd better be planning to buy me a very nice gift."
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